Confused Ghostbuster

New guy on the team. They want me to wear an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on my back but ignored me when I asked about radiation. #parodyaccount

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

For #Halloween, I'm going to be a were-chicken. The two are not related. I was bit by a farmer yesterday. I asked Egon for help and he just clucked at me. #happyhalloween #ghostbusters

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Credit: Found this on the Ghostbusters: SOU post on Ghostbusters Franchises Worldwide on Facebook. Seemed accurate to my role.

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

The new #GhostbustersSpiritsUnleashed game is only not realistic because it doesn't show the 6 hour showers required to get dried ectoplasm out of what's left of my hair.

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Dear Mr. FBI, if you find the portrait of Vigo, we gave that to the former President on purpose. They seemed made for each other. We don't want it back.

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Happy Ghostbusters Day! I was going to use the car to deal with a Class-5 but some Reitman guy took it for a parade. So, now I'm taking Ecto-9...
Ecto-9 is my bicycle.

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Finally saw my cameo. They let me be the stunt double for the miner at the diner...

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Saw GB:Afterlife and can't believe they cut all my scenes again. Me and the Terror Dog Sentinel played fetch. It was my turn to say "Doggy want a milkbone?" #deletedscenes #Ghostbusters #GhostbustersAfterlife

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

I asked Egon if we could use the dimensional rip in the spiritual plane to help Spidey out and he just walked away grumbling. #NoWayHome

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

The line "did you miss us?" was supposed to be mine, but I came down with a case of Locked-In-My-Trailer, so they gave it to Pete. I'm starting to think they don't want me in this movie. #deletedscenes

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

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Pete and Ray want to let all the mobster ghosts out for a party. I'm entirely against it. If I can't release the baseball players for a Field of Dreams remake, then they can't have a haunted speakeasy. #fairisfair #ghostbusters

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Karen's aren't scary. We just let Janine deal with them. She gets a commission for every Karen she makes cry.
#janinemelnitz #secretariesrock #idratherdealwithghosts

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Have you or your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost?

...No? Wait, what?

Can I come stay with you?
#ghostbusters #ghostsarescary

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

It took us a while to get to the RC Trap idea. Our first prototype worked a lot like a bear trap. It was really neat until we remembered that most ghosts don't "step" into things. #GhostbustersAfterlife

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Proton pack is in the shop. Winston gave me a can of silly string and suggested that I "duck and weave"... #busterpranks

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

@HugeFrigginArms Wow, I remember this. Wasn't this the D.A.R.E. thing? Loved this.

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

TV Loki is cool and charming, but the Loki in our Containment Unit is just Jim Gaffigan laughing at his own dad jokes. #nevermeetyourheroes

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Just discovered we have a "day." Can't get a raise or decent insurance against radiation burns, but sure, we have a day... Happy Ghostbusters Day! #GhostbustersDay

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Hey look, they turned my waking nightmare into a tv spot for the new movie! Really, though, we keep a jar of these guys in the cupboard just for giggles. https://t.co/FeeigCsTlp #ghostbustersafterlife #ghostbusters #MINIPUFTS #MiniPuft

[Confused Ghostbuster @ConfusedGhostb1]

Why do we have an extra fee for proton pack recharges if they have a half-life of 5000 years? #ripoff