Confused Pogba

Parody

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I SCORED A GOAL OOPS

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What is a Burnley?

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I believe I can fly!

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I nearly done a goal.

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I've just asked Jose if I can come on for the second half.

He informed me I've been in the team from the start.

Awkward.

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Man it's dark in Fernando's pocket.

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It's not all bad in here though. I've just found a new barbers.

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Update: Still in N'golo Kante's pocket.

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Does anyone have a map?

I am stuck inside N'golo Kante's pocket and cannot get out

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I remember how to play football!!

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Yesterday Jose make us train in a car park today he tell me to train in my house and don't come to club.

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The team is having big party right now beating mighty Northampton.

When do I get winners medal?

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Northampton are big team yes?

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What is a Michael Carrick and why does he score more goals than me?

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Today in training I've scored 10 goals and got 5 assists.

Jose says I can try with a goalkeeper in net soon

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It all kicked off today at lunch. Wayne Rooney asked me to pass him the salt but I missed and hit Zlatan instead.

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Delighted to announce I'm starring in a new TV show

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Update: I'm still stuck in Etienne Capoue's pocket but every effoft is being made to get out.

Thanks for everyone's concern

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Settling down for a film

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How is it my fault the referee miscontrolled it?

I'm working with amatuers