sorry for the personal life intrusion but i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind. my roommate’s parents decided unilaterally to move into our small 2-bed apartment *with their two dogs* for at least a week and they will not leave no matter how much i say i hate this. wtf do i do
@RealChalamet timothee, if you want Marty Supreme, Christmas Day, to reach the most eyes possible… the answer isn’t Fallon, or Kimmel.
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what if ur dad was in the most famous band of all time and ur mom was one of the most influencial conceptual artists ever and u were on twitter posting ai generated elvis presley with elf ears. wyd in that situation.
ALL I WANT IS TO BECOME AN NBA FAN BUT EVERY TIME I WANT TO WATCH A GAME IT’S ON A DIFFERENT DAMN STREAMING SERVICE I AM SICK OF U GREEDY LOSERS U ARE KILLING THE JOY AND BEAUTY OF BASKETBALL FOR EVERYONE I HOPE U FEEL ASHAMED