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Confused

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Him: Ew
Me: Ew, Ewe, Yewe, Yew, Yeu, You

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I’m doing well guys

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There’s Yes
There’s Yas
There’s YAAAAAAASSSSSS
…
But why isn’t there… YOS!

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Ice cube handbag?

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Does anyone need just ONE chip?

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Overheard in Munich: But I DO have ugly friends!!

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Also - people don’t have FWITTERS

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It’s come to my attention that people don’t laugh at their own jokes

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People are fucking sick

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Did something happen to all the porn on twitter?

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I’m literally going to be so upset when Celine Dion dies

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Professor Sex Toy, you spin the wheel while it fuck you

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Coming to you soon! Marvel themed sex toys

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@charlesmeade3 Did we? Was that tenet?

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Honestly, so much came true

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The first twelve emojis in your history will show how 2020 will go:

January: 😍
February: 😜
March: 🥑
April: 😩
May: 🍆
June: 🥇
July: 💀
August: 😀
September: 🍿
October: 👁
November: 😂
December: 🎼

Don’t think I’ll like July much.

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@charlesmeade3 I mean, I LITERALLY had an avocado in March

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@charlesmeade3 I mean OO!

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@charlesmeade3 Ew

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@charlesmeade3 YOU’RE FIRED. Did that work?

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@charlesmeade3 How many bagels though?