BobTheSausage

I like being weird.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

I always crave for some alone time at night after all the interactions with human beings at work.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

I hope people understand.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

Please deliver some subway cookies to me.

[nathan @868nathan]

I’m convinced some dogs just KNOW they’re cute and take full advantage of it lol
https://t.co/woijWAuTQt

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

Doctor said I have to quarantine myself for five days.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

Pretty sure is not the router fault but if you insist.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

@StarHub Keep asking us the reboot the router and stuff but internet still doesn't work. Keep asking us to call the hotline but it doesn't get through. What else can you do to help us?

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

I got violated by a golden retriever today.

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

@ngshili Is it a corgi?

[RIP kobe Byrant @RIPBlackMamba24]

@KylieJenner 5x NBA Champion
2x Finals MVP
1x NBA Most Valuable Player
18x NBA All-Star
4x NBA All-Star Game MVP
11x All-NBA First Team
2x All-NBA Second Team
2x All-NBA Third Team
9x NBA All-Defensive First Team
2x NBA Scoring Champion
2x Olympic Gold Medalist

RIP LEGEND🕊💔 #KobeBryant

[聂彬 @TheBenYap]

Haven’t celebrated Chinese New Year w the fam in three years so decided to hop on a 30-hour journey and all my mum could ask was “why are you here” 😂

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Every other morning I take a hike with my dog to the dog park, and on the way back he gets so tired that I gotta carry him back 😂

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

Grab food rider got into an accident during a delivery. What if you're the one who made the order?🤔😥😥

[hamster @Hamsterie]

sorry, seat is taken

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Ready for another AirPods Pro giveaway? Got five pairs this time. Just RT and you're in! Giveaway open worldwide, winners will be picked on Monday. Good luck!

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Casting a spell may not work too well in real life

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[Aviationdaily✈️الطيران يوميآ @Aviationdailyy]

That's how you celebrate your first landing 👏 🎉

[BobTheSausage @CongWormy]

Should buy a claw machine and throw all my snacks into it so it's harder to get them from now on.