CongletonReformUK

Promoted by Reform UK, Millbank Tower, 21-24 Millbank, London, SW1P 4QP #ReformUK - Fighting for common sense in all our wards

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

The police told the marauders to disperse, but when they were ignored and the rioters carried on, the police stood and watched - LAWLESS BRITAIN - VOTE REFORMUK - https://t.co/bbBKiRFeEK

[A View From Yorkshire @models_by_Russ]

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary,

I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator.

I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme.

Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate.

I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave.

You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise.

Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount.

For £35,000 I will:
   •   Leave quietly.
   •   Not require a press conference.
   •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.
   •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport.

I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme.

Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus.

Who knew?

While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes.

May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue.

In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on.

If successful, I promise to:
   •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).
   •   Not stage a protest on the runway.
   •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice.

All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV.

Yours in hopeful relocation,
A slightly confused taxpayer

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

Congleton Branch out supporting @GoodwinMJ today

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Labour’s total hypocrisy

It’s not divisive to stand up for the people of Gorton and Denton

But it is divisive to treat your own voters with utter contempt

Vote Reform UK, Get Starmer Out, respect Gorton and Denton

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

@GBNEWS Takes guts to swim against the tide - and that;s what #ReformUK have

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Labour don’t understand business.

2020 - to employ a 21 year old 40 full time would cost £17,035
2026 - to employ a 21 year old 40 full time would cost £29,600

A 74% increase. Meaning a cafe needs £400k extra turnover just to fund ONE job!

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk sponsered by Leffe

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

@Nigel_Farage @GoodwinMJ Congleton ready to help you Matt

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Our candidate for the Gorton & Denton by-election is @GoodwinMJ.

Matt is coming home to Manchester and will fight for every vote. Let’s give him our support.

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

Great branch meeting tonight in Alsager ward - why don't you join the come to the next one - everyone's joining ReformUK at the minute !
#Congleton #Alsager #Sandbach #Brereton #HolmesChapel

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Retweet if you're voting @reformparty_uk

[The Reform Daily @ReformDaily_]

📑Reformers were out campaigning in Gorton & Denton

“A cold but productive day in what will be a hotly contested seat. Reform UK fear no party. Bring it on,” says Lee Anderson

#ReformUK #Gorton #Denton

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

,324 doctors. 1,530 nurses. Hundreds of teachers, anaesthetists, mechanics—gone since the pandemic. Australia’s scooping up Britain’s best and today’s Budget just put out the welcome mat. If the top earners leave, who exactly is left tompay the taxes ?

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

Great to support our Cllr Will Taylor at #Sandbach Town Council last night. Our group was warmly welcomed by Deputy Mayor Cllr Sam Corcoran @CllrSam — proof that politics doesn’t need bitterness to work. We can disagree without hating each other. More of this, please.

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

#Macclesfield Central - #CheshireEast by-election today - please get out the vote for -
Alan Miles -
A local businessman and resident of over 30 years, Alan brings calm judgement, steady character, and a deep respect for the community he serves.
He’s never held office — and that’s his strength. He's not a professional politician, he's a self-made man with a clear head for what Macclesfield needs and how to get there.
He offers practical thinking, not party games.
In a town tired of talk, Alan stands to listen, serve, and act with quiet resolve.

[CongletonReformUK @Congletonreform]

Are you in the #Macclesfield ward voting tomorrow for a #CheshireEast council seat - if so please get out there, always low turnouts in the winter - please make the effort to support #ReformUK