Conlan Carter

Writer & Director
He/Him/His
Black Lives Matter
I don't have a professional Twitter. I've never had a professional Twitter. If I wanted a professional Twi

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

I can't sleep, so I'm posting this pic of me from October again.

[Trey🏔️🌹🍉 @ydsTrey]

Inside you there are two wolves. One is watching the fall of American empire. The other is hoping Zohran wins.

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

Gentle reminder that if Jesus Christ himself were alive today, he'd be an outspoken supporter of the rights of trans people. ❤️

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

God it was so nice to have an iconic genius old man die and not have to go through discourse about loving his work even though he did sex crimes or punched his wife

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

"Who did you vote for?" is now a required question for conversations or complaints about the government.

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

Trump to Joe Biden to Trump is such a crazy string of Presidents to endure lmao

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

I feel like I'm in middle school again, surrounded by shitty white boys bullying classmates for the quiz answers and dropping the most vile hate speech with impunity . . . We're so completely fucked, man.

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

Elections have consequences. The Supreme Court will be changed for a generation. I’ll never see a moderate court again in my lifetime. Alito and Thomas will step down and Trump will appoint 40 year old partisans to the bench. The damage he is about to inflict on our institutions the next 2 years will be irreparable.

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

@Betzine My first thought

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

I could literally never read nor hear the word "Marvel" again and I'd die with zero regrets

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

*at point A* hate this place
*at point B* getting low-key wistful about point A rn...

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

Honestly impressed at how committed his campaign is to alienating anyone under the age of 40 lol

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

Time and time again, @IlhanMN makes me so proud of my home state.

[Moustafa Bayoumi @moustafabayoumi.bsky.social @BayoumiMoustafa]

Brooklyn Public Library, tonight

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

@FakeItOrBlakeIt Brb coming over

[GL @gldivittorio]

Pulling my big coat back out of storage for a third time

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

The Biden administration:

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

There are entire Twitter accounts dedicated to sharing epic clips of comedians being about half as funny as the guy you chill with at the bar after work while Conan continues to be one of the funniest guys in show business doing the silliest shit.

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

i forgot jesus died today FUCK i knew the vibes were off

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

@SarahYoungSF I miss Xena (and you!) so much. What an angel.

[Conlan Carter @ConlanCarter]

Need recommendations for an extremely bingeable comfort show. I've been cooped up for weeks caring for a sick, elderly cat and need some positive vibes.