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[Conley @Conley76]

Roses are red
His dick is gray
Assaulting girls in the bathroom
That's the

[Conley @Conley76]

@RussFlynn_ @Pooshdaddy Yeah just saw it on our thread. Third time a first timer who nobody knew has won the event. First time, no one ever heard from the guy again and he ghosted his NIT spot. Second didn’t even have a real handicap. Then this guy…

[Conley @Conley76]

@RussFlynn_ @Pooshdaddy What event did he qualify through? I’m assuming he’s one of the guys who won the Ham and Egg in Columbus who I didn’t know, which makes me curious if he was cheating at that too

[Conley @Conley76]

@LakeEffectBro Do people think YAC isn’t at least partially a QB stat?

[Ohio Shadow News @OhioCrawler]

What’s crazy is there is even more opposition to the ban in the House.

[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

I love that people like Kaitlan Collins are so unprincipled and shallow that they can’t imagine the idea that someone cares enough about a policy that they’d strip the symbolic victory from it and name it after Trump if that’s what it took to pass it.

[luke @LakeEffectBro]

only being coached by your dad (who has zero coaching acumen) your entire life is the biggest red flag that’s ever existed

[luke @LakeEffectBro]

it’s not fair to breakdown his film, it’s not fair to know things about it him, it’s not fair to ask him questions, and criticizing him means he gets to treat you like shit

[Conley @Conley76]

Giving me something for free that I would be spending money on anyway is Good, Actually™️

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

A zyn bar at a golf course probably goes incredibly hard for people who hysterically laugh at Pat McAfee ripping his shirt off on College Gameday

[Conley @Conley76]

@BMac_Oz @madmackenzie341 If you’re going to call someone else low iq, you should at least have a better grasp on your language than a third grader

[Conley @Conley76]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The most popular beer in Scotland is a 4% abv pale lager. Less alcohol than a miller lite or a white claw. You would literally fucking die if you tried to drink with an average Midwesterner

[bhon abhainn dhan mhuir @KlezmerRouge]

@Conley76 This is another cultural split because you lot simply don't drink as much as we do

[Kill Tim Faust 💀 @crulge]

I know that if Republicans had shown up the impeachment vote would have lost but to fuck up so visibly on Hegseth one week after the election—WHILE boasting about how you’re the only choice for Speaker—what can you do but hit him with the “cmon man”

[parker fleming @statsowar]

Imagine college football adopts a system where teams are regionally clustered and schedule the schools close by. Then, every year, the teams from each cluster are paired up for competitive matchups in destinations where fans can go celebrate the season and watch a great game.

[Conley @Conley76]

@PRINCE_ANGELUS_ @BirdLawDS You have a very severe mental illness and should seek professional help

[Conley @Conley76]

The QB’s who threw 3 and 4 picks were the guy who got 2nd in the MVP last year and went to the Super Bowl, and a former number 1 overall pick who might win MVP this year. These are not the same thing.

[PRINCE ANGELUS @PRINCE_ANGELUS_]

So y’all still don’t think it’s weird how Shedeur Sanders is treated?

QBs threw 3 and 4 picks this past week and the conversation is about Shedeur who didn’t turn the ball over. They talking like he played horrible. No mention of the other QBs

[Conley @Conley76]

@madmackenzie341 @BMac_Oz Brother, you can’t be talking about other country’s low IQ when you can’t even form a proper sentence, or know about the existence of the contraction “you’re”

[Conley @Conley76]

Yeah that’s what the house is for

[Page Six @PageSix]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Ohio neighbors fight to stop landscape plans for new home: ‘Animals need places to have sex’ https://t.co/JM9OzcXgtB

[Ohio Shadow News @OhioCrawler]

God, it really might be over for the Ohio State football program.

[Conley @Conley76]

@shaunlmason Had to get on the highway. Remembered I could get out through the new CFA lot, thankfully

[Conley @Conley76]

Texas Roadhouse is giving away meal vouchers for Veterans Day, and there is like a mile long line that just keeps growing. I can’t even get out of this Walmart parking lot because these old fucks won’t let me through, like I’m going to steal their shitty welfare meal or something

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

We do not hate landlords enough.

[Conley @Conley76]

I think of Bryson shitting the bed in two straight Masters that ended with Rory putting on the green jacket

[Andrew Kirby @AndrewKirbyGolf]

When I think Rory and Bryson - I just think of that missed 2 foot putt by Rory on the 72nd at Pinehurst in the US Open
That explains everything between them