Conley

[Conley @Conley76]

Roses are red
His dick is gray
Assaulting girls in the bathroom
That's the

[Evan Drellich @EvanDrellich]

Rob Manfred said in October 2024 that MLB had a "darn good" record on competitive balance. Back in 2018, he said the correlation between winning and spending was "extraordinarily weak."

Now, he says MLB's luxury-tax system has failed:

https://t.co/0K7EvFZMxU

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

the lack of weather data is basically ruining the lives of anyone whose job it is to insure, permit, or do environmental modeling for housing

[Grace Yarrow @YarrowGrace]

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals

Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf

Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Just like I was talking about yesterday: Screwworm has now been detected in the United States and it’s going to be very difficult and very expensive to contain this. It’s going to hurt farmers & ranchers and also drive up the cost of meat

[Conley @Conley76]

@Burgerstainss @OfficialSpedur @parasytep8 @CoreyAtad You can go read the dumb thread

[Conley @Conley76]

@Keeegs2 Man you moved those goalposts miles away

[Conley @Conley76]

Guy who couldn’t create separation before his injury now has a permanently injured foot

Luther Burden to the moon

[Dan Wiederer @danwiederer]

Most alarming Halas Hall comment of today came from WR Rome Odunze when asked when his injured foot from last season felt normal again.

"This is my new normal. And it’s not from a standpoint that I’m always in pain but the way my foot broke there’s callouses in there that create a different type of foot structure with those bones — different types of things that kind of shift things around. So my new normal is kind of what I am going into."

Just something to file away.

[Conley @Conley76]

@Keeegs2 @LakeEffectBro here this should cheer you up

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

evergreen

[Conley @Conley76]

@Keeegs2 Weird how you don’t seem to have any that show it, then

[Conley @Conley76]

In 2026, we advocating for less roles for black actors, but wokely

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

we've arrived at "Backrooms is racist"

[Conley @Conley76]

@OfficialSpedur @parasytep8 @CoreyAtad No, the thread being referenced isn’t about that at all, it’s about Clark being a racist trope of a character

[Conley @Conley76]

@Keeegs2 It’s been his whole thing as a pro and in college. He doesn’t create separation, but gets by with physicality and winning contested catches (which isn’t a super sticky stat). I’m sorry you just started watching football last year

[Frankie Pumps👠🥃 @FrankiePumps1]

Well allegedly, Norwood Police basically gave her the middle finger whenever she reached out to them for assistance about his abusive, stalking behavior. And from what I know about Norwood Police this isn't a shocker.

[Conley @Conley76]

One of those tweets so dumb and wrong you actually gasp while reading it

[Jason Frost @CameraGuyFrosty]

@tha_buffalo Current Browns are a massive upgrade over the 2020 team except for QB where Watson and Mayfield are pretty even statistically.

[Conley @Conley76]

@Keeegs2 You seem to not understand the difference between a wide receiver creating separation and a scheme creating separation, because they’re two totally different things

[Conley @Conley76]

@CarCarr5 @JAndrewLauer @libsoftiktok @rikhumfrez lol please pass along the reports that show it your way, because I’m guessing it’s just tweets, or that you just can’t read

[Conley @Conley76]

I mean, this is true in the sense that we’re talking about the Cleveland Browns

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

Todd Monken on the Browns’ QB situation: “We got two starting-level quarterbacks.”

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

Vivek supporter thinks Shrek is a documentary

[Conley @Conley76]

Somehow, against massive odds, @SenatorCirino doesn’t have the most hilariously pathetic accusation of assault this week

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ obtained video of the incident from CODEPINK, where Rep. Luna says a protester assaulted her.