Conner

"That's the difference between you and me, I never go back to the carpet store."
I am not wanted for war crimes in the Baltic region

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Hiring someone at a college bar, you may pick three:
- Attractive
- Can do math in their head
- Fast at making drinks
- Isn’t barred out or high 24/7
- Can bring a lot of people in
- Doesn’t give away half the bar to their friends

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@benwehrman Disgusting behaviour. Did she even give consent before that boy assaulted her and touched her? People need to learn to keep their hands to themselves

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

#dihbihgah has the potential to launch that kid to a record label or at the very least a podcast or streaming channel if he markets himself right. You’d be stupid to be an influencer agent and not be trying to find him.

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Whenever we finally as a society meet aliens and chill with them it’s gonna be wild to hear the full Roswell New Mexico story. Like I imagine it was some alien teenager that took his dad’s ship for a joyride and crashed it and we’re all gonna laugh about it after

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Currently creating an app called YappCountr; with the use of Ai to differentiate between distinct speakers while eliminating background noise, it will tell you the total time each person has contributed to the conversation. Some of yall talk too much gd

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Nobu is the Chili’s of fine dining. I will not elaborate

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Getting kicked out of rehab for attempting to form a union

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Ok, I’m ready for the lamp to start looking weird now

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@MmisterNobody Reminds me of a conversation I had with a far left friend, who in nearly the same sentence saying no American should ever have a need to own something like an AR15, proceeded to say we should be giving them to the Ukrainian civilians so they can protect themselves

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

There’s something poetically ironic about these IQ test ads on instagram that are targeting people dumb enough to pay to answer a few questions and be called a genius. It’s borderline predatory

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@CBSNews Why is this news? Are US Citizens exempt from presenting their drivers license after a stop now?

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Lemme help you kings out. Check her screen time and if Find My is in her top 6, run..

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@NoContextHumans If it's required, then add it to the price...

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@Vulcan_Strength You guys are the Temu of workout equipment. Take several seats and spend those lawyer fees on the much needed R&D...

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@WhyGarth We watching the same game?

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

Hear me out. A feature on police body cams where the officer can press a button and the last 5 minutes of footage is sent to 100 random citizens phones in that community. They then watch the footage and vote if the officer can use excessive force or not. Majority wins.

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@huskerjj @centralnetoday Yes, it was discovered over a year ago. Their investigation hit a road block so they are seeking the publics help. If you remember a friend or someone talking about causing disruption at Black Hills Energy site you should contact the FBI

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@shaTIRED 1. this gonna age like gas station sushi 2. I don’t agree at all with what happened and I’m pretty conservative/pro Kirk so that tells me there’s a lot more going on here we don’t know or they’ve built up a case and this was final straw

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

CNN’s already saying that the evil assassination attempt on Charlie Kirk is an example of “both sides” of today’s political divide.

No it’s not.

One side has to risk life and limb to express OPINIONS publicly.

One acts with impunity.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Left is the party of murder

[Conner @ConnerA1234]

@Breaking911 Somewhere there’s an insurance fraud investigator reading a subpoenaed text thread that says
“Yeah wear that 25lb chain you use for weightlifting, wait until the MRI machine is fully on then walk into the room, we’re gonna be so rich!”