Conner

Fairport High School ‘18🎓

[timeboy @timeboyticktock]

@jaahmiiin 🇺🇸: HOLD MY BEER

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

europe festivals are here • more photos here: https://t.co/5YNSqIF3zj

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

Woke up to my dog freaking out in front of my dads bedroom door (no one else is home). I go in and there’s a fucking bird flying around the bathroom that came through the vent. Had to trap it with a blanket and carry it outside. What a great way to start the day :)

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

OH MY GOD MY 12 YEAR OLD BROTHER LEGIT THOUGHT GIRLS PEED OUT OF THEIR BUTTHOLES

HE THOUGHT THERE WAS JUST A VAGINA AND A “BATHROOM HOLE”

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

Update: after vigorous scrubbing in the shower, my hand still smells like potato :)

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

I just peeled potatoes for almost 5 hours bc we underestimated how many we needed... I never want to look at another potato in my life.

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

My contact fell out of my eye and onto the floor behind the bar and I literally just picked it up, pulled a hair off it, rinsed it with water and put it back in my eye bc I need it to see lmao I probably just caught like 8 diseases

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

@bricks_n_balls Level 506... just had to put it out there

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

I just learned how to solve the rubik’s cube I got when I was 8 without using directions and I think that’s the most successful thing I’ve done since graduating high school tbh

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

My sleep schedule is so fucked up I literally go to bed at the exact same time my dad and brother wake up to get ready for school lmao

[dez💛 @dezzzdavis]

y’all didn’t eat with these as a kid and it shows

[ja$ @1800diabla]

THIS VIDEO FUCKING KILLS ME GN

[Conner @ConnerCaiola]

@fatieIe You’re welcome

[jake @permaaban]

what the fuck

[Aless @alessclaire]

imagine going outside to grab the early morning newspaper and seeing 2 kangaroos having a punch up HAHAHA