Conner

[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

Loose butt naked pasta on a wood plank is crazy

[em @em_brit]

as an adult, it’s frustrating seeing your parents remain the same. No healing, no growth, just the same patterns continuing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Banana pudding nasty”

Me:

[wizzy (what have i done arc) @wizzyknows]

Me in 2009 instead of buying Bitcoin

[REESE 🦍 @reesevirtuoso]

I’m this old 😩

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[sophie @netcapgirl]

this is me to the homies every single day

[007 @lahmatt7]

dont come looking for us now stay with that girl baby daddy

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You're not buying for a man. You're buying for your man. If you actually cared, you'll know what to buy.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019

[JadedKris @mr_idktn]

now imagine having to foot that bill yourself cus an adult don't believe in splitting anything.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”

me after lunch :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me & the loml in 50 years time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me sitting in front of someone who really understands me

[John @iam_johnw]

When she flips it around on you with “ if you’re that unhappy just find someone else “ the second you say something for once

[☔ @Whotfismick]

unless you’re me, in my position, don’t ever try to tell me how I should feel