Conner!

self-aware product guy. battered sports fan. dungeon master. disrespectful opinions on everything. impostor syndrome. Baylor Class of 2017 (traumatized)

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

Olympics Kentucky
🤝
Murdered by Peacock

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Russia calling in bomb threats to polling places in liberal districts across the country should be bigger news right now. They’re interfering for Trump right in the open, right in front of our faces

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

Smh this man voted for RFK

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Ole Don must have dumped his entire remaining war chest into Twitter ads today. Elon’s grifting the grifter hard.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

@Mr_Jephreez I’ve decided to play video games and paint Warhammer all night and get my news exclusively by checking my group chats every now and then. Might steal one of the woman’s xanaxes.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

You’re on the same team as my dad, who doesn’t think you should be allowed out in public

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

I voted. Even in ‘blue’ California. CA has far more Trump supporters than you’d imagine!
No matter how blue you think your state is - VOTE! 🗳️

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

@Sir_Fahrenheit Who among us has not made passionate tongue love to a corndog’s crispy exterior before taking the first bite? Let him be the one to throw the first stone!

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

BAD MAN GONE

At long last the Saints can start their rebuild instead of cap magicking their way into purgatory year after year

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Saints have fired coach Dennis Allen after a humbling loss to the #Panthers, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

One of my paychecks and a box of kolaches to the Baylor student who manages to find and destroy the Bluebonnet Battle trophy before next year’s game

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@OsoMediaGroup I grew up going to Baton Rouge every weekend. That game was *still* the most surreal experience I’ve ever had in a stadium.

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@ShehanJeyarajah The Briles regime’s inability to get guys pro-ready was such a blight. Those teams were freaky in a way I didn’t appreciate until years later.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

@DragonsteelBook I was on the site within a few seconds of it going live and the checkout button didn’t work for me until suddenly the signed & numbered was sold out.

Feels really bad.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

@BUFootball @dfank_BU Dang admin you really suck at Wordle

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Man, I’m gonna have to do a lot of work in therapy to accept that if my parents had lived in Germany in 1932 they’d have been complacent Hitler voters

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

That was a bad call but these refs are COWARDS

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We did not properly prepare Texas for the SEC, this is what happens when 100,000 people experience an unfavorable whistle for the first time in their lives

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

Remember, Horn fans: this is our collective struggle until Ted Cruz’s ass is gone

[Dennis Dodd @dennisdoddcbs]

Right now this would be the Texas' worst home loss since 2014.

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

Ewers gonna get Tua’d if he ain’t careful

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I never wanna see Dennis Allen’s face on my television screen again

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

I don’t even LIKE the Chicago Bears

[Conner! @ConnerSaurusRex]

“Watching the Bears causes me physical pain” I say every Saturday and every Sunday