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local lad (she/her)

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[con @ConnieCurme]

Imagine being wicked

[tick tick bloom @SarahTheBloom]

“they should put OJ on Traitors season 3” -@ConnieCurme

[◩ @throughthru]

your credit score should be based on how nice you are

[con @ConnieCurme]

If it’s not Greg…

[con @ConnieCurme]

Someone out there is doing the Cupid shuffle rn

[con @ConnieCurme]

Oily stool

[con @ConnieCurme]

@MikeLynnJenkins Peace on fart

[con @ConnieCurme]

@Genesis302_ You get it

[con @ConnieCurme]

the leaning tower of pussy

[con @ConnieCurme]

In my crab rangoon era

[con @ConnieCurme]

who do the swans belong to now? do we need to organize some kind of swan adoption event? Do they go to Charles…like I need answers

[con @ConnieCurme]

I work in a sushi restaurant and today someone looked at me and sincerely said “you can never have to much tuna”.

[con @ConnieCurme]

just saw a beaver

[con @ConnieCurme]

“I sold mushrooms for 2 years you don’t know shit about pirate jokes”

[con @ConnieCurme]

@sodapoptwins I mean Horace wimp… cmon

[con @ConnieCurme]

Who came in his cornflakes am I right