Connie The Croc

Bæs are in my tum, not my bio. H8 waking up and your eyes are so frothy that you can't see! Wish I could drown myself, shame the water floats. Grade2 drummer

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Here I am, live and on type, with my 24munchers, sweaty tongue and frothy eyes😁

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

@CrikeyCadel So are you cadel!

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Wrap me in spaghetti and call me a phone #Sony #Motorola #LG #Microsoft #HTC #Nokia #apple #vodaphone #Blackberry #Samsung #NotGoogle #FOP

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Just got my rabies vaccination! YAY #NoAgitationHere

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

ROAR - Casper
Meowcha -me
Meowcha over there I have crows to intimidate (and one to intimiDATE) -Casper
🤣🤣😁 He's so funny #LOLLYZ #hehruh

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

So disgusted in maccies! Kicking me out because the way I eat 'scars' costumers! So what if the meat isn't dead yet, it's a public place grr

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Get away weirdo, I'm TRYING to enjoy my holiday. Smh I mean you didn't even get my good side! If we switch roles I'd be sued for harassment!

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

@sunshinecoastoz @AustraliaZoo @Australia @Queensland @BindiIrwin @TerriIrwin @wildwarriors @BobIrwinFund @MySunshineCoast @TheWalkOfFame_ @LAWalkOfFame So sad to see😭😭

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Mummy just made me some lovely parrot-cake, she thinks I'm having too much fish and should go on a no-fish diet #IWillEatYou

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Hey hatchlings, fun fact for Friday (#fff ) a rubber band can hold s crocs mouth shut! Don't try it tho- I WILL KILL YOU!

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

When you need a croculator for your science test but not your maths test? #wtf #DoYouEvenScience #WhereIsTheSense

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

@CrikeyCadel We sure should

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Hatchlings,its Friday!Be excited for the fun fact coming to your swamp(well spitter(Twitter))later today!🐊😆 #FFF #FunFactFridayComingYourWay

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

But the battle isn't very long and the berries come with fresh strawberry sauce #blood #diebugs https://t.co/Ic3LFV1aKW

[Preppy Crocodile 🗽 @preppycrocodile]

I don't mind bugs until I have to battle them for the berries! 🍓 https://t.co/FnDCsmsdzn

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

What do you call a croc with a gps? A naviGATOR! HA! Ps for all you simpletons alligators and crocodiles aren't the same thing #LOLing

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Might pierce my ears? Rook or tragus??

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

There's a new croc in town, do I

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Playin Katy perrys song Roar🦁🎧Who else agrees the lyrics"Eye of the tiger"should be"bite of the crocodile"? #EwTiger #YayCroc #WeAreStronger

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

"Ooh we're half way there
Ooh this crocodile likes your hair" jokes your hair is nastier than my bite:0 #grrr #ouch

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

@SuperCroup Good morning:D

[Connie The Croc @ConnieTheCroc]

Want to sleep but the swamp plants are tickling my tail😟If only I could swim away,my eyes are too frothy to see,can I have glasses?🤓🤓