Connie Moore

Graduated Band nerd '16 🎶 IUPUI Elementary Education ‘20⚡️🦄🐖☕️🐈 FTK🎗💛🎗💛

[Connie Moore @Connie_Daene]

THE SIDEWALK PROPHETS RETWEETED ME!!!!!!!

[Connie Moore @Connie_Daene]

We don’t give students snow days anymore…we have virtual learning and Elearning instead of kids getting to be kids

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: Can I play in the snow?

Me: After you finish your homework.

10: Homework will always be there. Snow is only here right now.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: Are jobs fun?

Me: Not usually.

8: Why do people do them?

Me: No money is even less fun.

[Connie Moore @Connie_Daene]

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

12-year-old: Are there any chores I have to do today?

Me: Yes. The ones you were supposed to do yesterday.

12: Can they wait until tomorrow?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Can you help me take off my sweatshirt?

Me: No. I think you're stuck in there forever.

6: At least I'll be warm.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Netflix and chill?

Wife: Netflix and folding laundry.

Me: Close enough.

[Connie Moore @Connie_Daene]

Memorable “First PSL” of the season: husband took the baby and sent me to Starbucks to work on school stuff for a few uninterrupted hours ❤️🎃☕️

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Can I ride my bike outside?

Me: Where else would you ride it?

6:

Me: Where have you been riding your bike?!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

"I love your dress."

"It has pockets!"

—The conversation my wife has had with literally every single woman on this cruise

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: *attacks me with a toy sword*

Me: Now is a bad time. I'm on the phone.

7: Now is the perfect time. You let your guard down.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Dad?

Me: Yeah?

7: What would you do if you were trapped in a cage with donkeys and the all wanted to marry you?

I have many questions.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Just to be clear: if I have degrees and am struggling with student debt I should’ve not wasted money on college and gotten a real job, but if I have a blue collar job and am struggling with low wages I should’ve gone to college and gotten a real job.

[Connie Moore @Connie_Daene]

Being a parent is being sad you have to go to work when you know your husband is feeding the baby fruit purée for the first time and you know you’re going to miss a cute moment

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My wife is losing her mind because a kid walked past dirty laundry on the floor three times after we asked her to pick it up.

The kid insists she never saw it.

The sad part is I believe her.

She has dirty laundry blindness.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Instead of a goodbye kiss, my 7-year-old gave me a goodbye headbutt.

But it was an affectionate headbutt, so I'm going to count it.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

While sword fighting with my 7-year-old, she yelled, "I'm immortal, you dumb-dumb!"

Her trash talking is so close, yet so far.

[♤ @haworthes]

THEM KIDS WAS STEPPIN. #AnnieLive

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: *folds laundry*

5-year-old: So you're the one who does that.

Me: Who did you think did it?

5: It just sort of happens.