Alex Connolly

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Disappointed I didn’t see a single nativity scene with a baby Yoda in it this Christmas.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Wish you could put people on “do not disturb” in real life.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

I feel like the jeapoardy theme song should play when foods heating up in the microwave.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

“Poking” should be a thing on Facebook again to bring some light to the world.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

The start of these opening phases kinda feels like the end of summer vacation

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

You know things got real when you’re watching tv and thinking how the characters aren’t standing far enough apart.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

@ShooziSuzi Just realized that “don’t look under the bed” was Disney’s remake of this

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

I’ve been happily quarantining myself long before any virus.

[Suzanne @ShooziSuzi]

I feel like corona beer planned this whole thing for marketing. With seltzer’s now in play I feel like they took a back seat and needed people to remember who they are. #ConspiracyTheories

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

I wonder if future generations will be shown super bowl ads in history class.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

I wish there was an app to bet on how long people keep their New Years resolutions.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Absolutely nobody can name their daughter “Alexa” now thanks to Amazon

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Still disappointed in myself for thinking Veterans Day was for veterinarians till about 2 years ago

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

If you’re really feeling bad about yourself just remember the leader of our country thought airports existed during the revolutionary war.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

There’s no good aspect of going to the doctors. You’re just told what might be wrong with you.

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Jesus would of headed back into his cave if his resurrection happened today (the weather, Trump, people in general)

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Doing nothing is the something I do best

[Alex Connolly @Connolly343]

Funny how when you’re a kid people chanting that you have a girlfriend is embarrassing. Now I’d be flattered.