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[Liam A @l4anders226]

Looks like he’s done a runner from the barbers

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

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[Rich Felgate @richfelgate]

Yesterday I got arrested whilst filming a @JustStop_Oil supporter holding a banner on the pavement near the coronation route. I'm a filmmaker and had my @BECTU press accreditation visible around my neck.

Police deemed this to be "conspiracy to commit a public nuisance".

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@duolingoUK

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@jennen_ @patrickwitha_p @beisgovuk It’s called “being an activist” thank you very much

[ritam @mehtaritam]

betty white's beloved california home: hey can i ask you a question
$8M: sure, what is it?
home: trib dot al slash ZSu4aCE?

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@patrickwitha_p He’s investing in the next big crypto

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

#XSXFridgeSweeps

[XBOX @XBOX]

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The only.

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Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: https://t.co/4P5hCSBPcy

[KFC Gaming @kfcgaming]

.@KFCGaming 🤝 @XboxUK

The next generation of gaming is 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.

We're giving away 50 Xbox Series X consoles, 50 custom KFC controllers, and LOTS of chicken 🎮🍗

Order a box meal at any @KFC_UKI store between 19/10/20 & 15/11/20 to enter... or just RT this tweet!

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@patrickwitha_p Despicable

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@patrickwitha_p What was the answer?

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

It annoys me when people on senior dating websites don't state that have gout and then when you meet up they are clearly hobbling. I have nothing against gout, I just don't like being deceived, that's all.

[WilliamOsman @WilliamOsman]

Like if you have never shit your pants. Retweet if you have shit your pants.

[Oodson @Connor3Hudson]

@patrickwitha_p Never have truer words been written

[fredesque @FredTaming]

owl: [knock knock]

me: who’s there

owl: [nodding]