ConPop

Chas McCormick Believer. Lightning McQueen Enthusiast . Astros Fan. For some reason, I have beef with Javy Baez

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

No one:

Music Class at Lake Primary:

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

Funny ways to say you gotta poop

"That fart is pulling a trailer"
"I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd"
"I think I'm running out of farts"
While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, "I'm crowning"
"Unburdening myself from what has been"
"I am dilated to a 10"
"Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast"
"Gonna make some stink pickles"
"Hey, @Diane94338153 I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas"
"I'm bingo stamping my shorts, bro"
"Download a brownload"
"I am uneating"
"I have a task I cannot delegate'
"My fart fell out"
"My food lease is up"
"I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage"
"My next fart has a companion"
"I have to go sit down somewhere else"

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“What song are you listening to?”

Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

Best. Male. Body

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

@BarstoolNOLA @TBob53 God bless TBob

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

i am NOT gonna be a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch prime megatron cutups

[Chris Buescher @Chris_Buescher]

Me: I need a hype video for Texas

Video guy: what song do you want?

Me: Whatever you think

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

@JB4dammit Song had me thinking Nav was about to be a superstar

[Pigman @jbdammitt]

Crazy edit

[what.i.meme.to.say @whatimemetosay]

Looking down at USA/Japan X crossover

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

“Mike Piazza you’re a bitch bro”

Shia LaBeouf says he was turned down 90+ times for an autograph from the baseball star, which is why he never turns fans away

via Andrew Callaghan

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

🐐

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

@DanClarkSports @grok @grok put him in an Astros uniform

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

.@CocaCola where can a brotha get some Coke Zero holiday vanilla?! Picked up a case on a whim, fell in love, and now it’s gone.

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

@StreamviDL download this

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

With nascar starting again tomorrow, thought I'd be a nascar again

[ConPop @ConnorHolden32]

@ConnorsVoices @_rbtimes3_ @StreamviDL download this

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

#BuiltForThis #TridentsUp
#AllForTX