Connor Wangler

Atlanticist and Arctic | Defense, Foreign Policy, & Homeland Security | @GSPIA and @mizzou | @TrumanProject Security Fellow | 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈| Tweets my own

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

By Midwest law, you cannot begin eating until you’ve chosen something to watch on tv.

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But is her song about DC?

[Anna Indiana @AnnaIndianaAI]

Hello world! I’m Anna Indiana and I’m an AI singer-songwriter. Here’s my first song, Betrayed by this Town. Everything from the key, tempo, chord progression, melody notes, rhythm, lyrics, and my image and singing, is auto-generated using AI. I hope you like it 💕

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

Fuck Deutsche Bahn.

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More and more, European rail travel causes more frustration than the benefits….

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

My main issue with the workers rights argument here is rights for which workers? Some work, some do not. Do restaurant employees not get the same rights as grocery store workers or others?

[Nic Houghton @40PercentGerman]

Sunday shopping is a contentious issue in #Germany. Some see it as a way to boost local economies, others as an attack on workers rights and a particular way of life. Should shops open on Sundays or is it a slippery slope to 24/7 consumerism?

Blog link: https://t.co/ZU83S98l23

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

Can someone explain to me the German obsession with never starting movies on time at the cinema?

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German road construction: why do in a week what could take months

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Good to know people don’t believe in gym etiquette even at base gyms

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@united your chat box agents are arguably less helpful then having no chat box.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you live in one of these states you accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount

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When you’re not conversational in German and your taxi driver is talking to you and you have to just keep saying “Ja” or “Alles gut” or just awkwardly laugh in agreement with whatever they’re saying

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Germans, I ask your help: how am I supposed to hang a picture (on the concrete walls y’all love) without drilling into it? I also can’t use adhesive strips because of the wallpaper everyone uses here #germany

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

After going to six furniture stores, I’m convinced Germans don’t have bookshelves

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@Chris_Estep Throwback

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

My phone broke Saturday and I lost access to my US phone number. That whole two factor authentication thing is a double-edged sword….

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

Love how @USPS won’t let me submit a missing mail claim for an APO-addressed package but also won’t give me a status update on the missing package.

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

Does anyone else get really self conscious when you get a noisy cart at the grocery store?

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I got a slip that I needed to go to the post office to pick up a package. It said go at 11 (office closes at 12). It was a letter from the post office to download their app. WARUM DEUTSCHLAND?!?!?

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

Debated doing this in Germany. But then they’d just think I’m a local.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Hong Kongers urged to stare at smokers in a disapproving way to help create a tobacco-free city https://t.co/k2H6hH4vto

[Connor Wangler @ConnorJWangler]

@ndkirschmann I got my cheese Friday!

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@ndkirschmann