Connor Nowlin

| 24 | Root Beer • Hockey • Music | Deep down I’m punk, but way too lame to pull it off 🤘🏻😞 |

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

If u think the magnetic inline skates are comin off during sex u got me fucked up
#JetSetRadio

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

2:06 on the clock in the second period and you can CLEARLY hear somebody yelling “Fuck Me!” on the Dallas broadcast😂 #DALvsDET

ESPN+ did NOT like me screen recording but I got what I needed😂

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

These all look like analogue horror alternates dude holy shit, imagine one of these dudes just standing in your doorway in the middle of the night I would be CRYING

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

What is this plastic surgeon doing 😭

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

There is zero conclusive evidence that the puck completely crossed the line. Don’t get me wrong. It’s close. But assuming the puck is under wedgewood’s glove means his glove has to completely cross the goal line to be a good goal and it DOESN’T. Awful awful awful call.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

THE AVS TIE IT WITH A MINUTE LEFT 🤯 https://t.co/i2UOmap02r

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

King for a Day by PTV but it’s Goofy saying “Hyuck with this new beat”

[Bleaux (but in cool font) @BleauxBabe]

This is thee funniest fucking holiday tweet

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Willy went TRIPLE doink in OT

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the european mind cannot comprehend this https://t.co/mc47Yls6sQ

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Linesman tries to block Dennis Gilbert's head from hitting the ice at the end of a scrap 👏

[Coda @codaanim]

ok fine one more

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

@OnDeck I bought the new Steam Deck within 30 minutes of orders opening (literally as soon as the site worked) and it’s telling me it’s going to be delivered on the 28th while tons of people already have theirs??? Maybe the estimated delivery is wrong but, wtf guys😭

[stove dialer @nickhexum311]

Not the Spamp

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

Me when the OLED Steam Deck I bought .3 seconds ago hasn’t shipped yet

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Biblically accurate Angel food cake

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

IM GONNA KEEL OVER

[Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle]

Tkachuk had a guy but decided nahhh and went for one of the youngest kids in the league. Really big guy.

[Connor Nowlin @ConnorNowlin]

Losing 11 straight games, winning 2 in a row, posting this, and then immediately losing 5-0 to VGK may be the funniest play this season

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Tonight was so fetch 💁‍♀️