connor peterkin

hi I’m just a douche with a slow truck 🤷🏼‍♂️

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

FBGM

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Tell her parents to send her to snowflake mountain.

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

If she literally the dumbest bitch you ever met and smells like the sea, LEAVE. You can’t change her.

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Why is it that we can get 20 hours of sleep and still be tired for work but when we get 4 hours or less We can get up to ride all day and not be tired?

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Does anyone giggle when they fart and it stinks super bad? Or is that just me?

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Nothing beats the sound of a crisp new pod.

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

@Hunter_Emery3 @michale_meyers @BradleyKish1 Yeah because a “man” would totally get on Twitter and call @michale_meyers a cunt because he posted a picture of a vehicle he is proud of. Super manly of him.

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Don’t you just love keyboard warriors. Michale can’t even see these comments and tweets about him. Calling him a cunt behind a keyboard makes you look really cool you fuckin fag. #bradleyslifedoesntmatter @michale_meyers

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

How about a little early throwback for the boys. @WarrenGage3 @michale_meyers

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

MX Sports Pro Racing & AMA: Let Ron Ride - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CoVBjwpZG9 via @Change

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

There’s a big difference between teenagers getting drunk and adults. Teenagers have to get drunk to have fun, while adults get drunk while having fun.

[mads gallow @GallowayMaddie]

turns out “drinking” isn’t an appropriate answer to “what’re you doing after graduation”

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

I hate when I go to Anchorage and other people I know go to Anchorage the same day. #fuckincopycats

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

I wish twitter had a button kinda like the thumbs up button, but was more like a fuck you button.

[connor peterkin @ConnorPeterkin]

Me- “dad do they make vegan bagel dogs?”
Drunk dad- “yeah it’s like a bagel wrapped in turkey with some kale shit.”
Me- “oh”