Connor Radu

A dad building a fort out of cereal boxes and broken dreams. Neurodivergent and proud/guilty/depressed/anxious/hungry/sleepy. (He/Him)

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Can't say I'm a fan of the decision to bring kids in from recess using a conch shell this year.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

The world's changed an awful lot since Sherlock Holmes caught Jack the Ripper.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

A standard metal bucket is quite versatile. You can use it as a makeshift toilet, ill-fitting helmet, and even a cooking instrument. Definitely not in that order though.

For the love of God, NOT IN THAT ORDER.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

If my wife ever actually breaks a toe, I'll sure feel bad about the hundreds of thousands of times I doubted her.

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

It’s just not a big deal, said my clearly delusional husband when he switched the kid’s lunch boxes

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Welcome to the fast-paced world of predictable outcomes leaders didn't plan for.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Anyone else feel like pinecones are... you know, just watching us?

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Local man upset by "cowards everywhere" finds creative outlet in anonymous threats.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Real great how schools welcomed in COVID this year like the prophet Elijah.

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

(Speaking to 7 year old)
Lying is wrong. Now go tell them you’re 6 so we can board the flight early.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Sustaining myself on the uncooked ramen within arm's reach like an adult.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Bluey's dad out there making us all look bad.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

We probably can't trust the companies who figured out that anger and division are profitable to ethically curate the information we see.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

In retrospect, we probably shouldn't have given Kid Rock so much encouragement.

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

Me: wait, I need to put my socks on

Sock puppet: ok let’s go

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

It would be better for everyone if J. Jonah Jameson and Commissioner Gordon traded places.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

It's a shame so many of Lewis Carroll's metaphors have been co-opted by insufferable people.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

i don’t think we, as a society, discuss enough how much jack black looks like paul revere

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Our education system desperately needs reform if we want to compete in a global market.

This generation doesn't even learn about ALF until post-secondary.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

I can't for the life of me understand the appeal of Slimer.

[Connor Radu @ConnorRadu]

Those Mayans never should've given us another chance in 2012.