Connor Roy-Smith

Fmr. Sec of Defense, Sec. of Commerce, Lt. Governor of SA, & Dep. Mayor of LS. Republican. Degrees in Business Administration and Economics.

[Connor Roy-Smith @ConnorSmithRP]

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[Connor Roy-Smith @ConnorSmithRP]

@BenKellyBleeter I think you mean John Barker.

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

To be continued…
#GTARP #parody

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[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

PC: “Beautiful. Let’s get into it then, shall we?”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

Hearing this, Jess perks up.

JT: “How?”

PC: “First of all, CATACA. Second of all, Operation Ultron… if you remember that Jess.”

JT: “I do… Tweak it and let’s do it ASAP. We have to respond.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

“Basically, and hear me out here, we will-* sorry, COULD, finally reunite Korea and liberate North Korea, WITHOUT directly starting a war. I could have it done within a few days, tops.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

“You see, these plans that Grey brought, I’ve been working on them since North Korean operatives tried to kill me - just in case the US finally wanted to do something about it. Now, I’m not sure if you’ve looked them over but here’s the jist of it.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

“…and steal military prototypes and weaponry - also on US soil. Now a fucking nuke sent towards our tropical island? Fuck that shit, we gave them enough leeway. Now we have to strike back, and hard.”

CS: “So what do you propose then?”

PC: “It’s quite simple, actually.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

JT: “So what’s the plan then Chambers? You’re the expert.”

PC: “Indeed I am. Now look, these North Korean bastards have been directly instigating us for what? 2 or 3 years now? First an attempt on my life, ON US SOIL, then cooperating with the former Russian government to try…”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

PC: “Let me set something straight here. We DO know it was a nuclear warhead. My company’s reports are not wrong, and they never are. If you think otherwise, maybe I should replace you as Secretary of Defense.”

CS: “Okay, okay. Chill out.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

PC: “The fuck are you all waiting about for then? Let’s retaliate! It’s about fucking time we do anyway.”

CS: “We’re worried about the upcoming elections and potentially starting a war. We don’t know for sure if it was a nuclear warhead or not.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

CS: “Good, so you know about the missile. Grey here was just telling us about it being nuclear.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

PC: “Save it. Grey and my office already told me what’s going on and I looked everything over on the ride over. Would love to say I’m surprised, but can’t say I am.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

JT: “Chambers, good to see you. I know it’s been a while, but this is important so let’s save the formalities. Carter, Connor? Either of you want to fill him in?”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

PC: “Shut the fuck up Mark, I am a federal agent. And the highest ranking one at that. If you must know, I was dealing with a threat in South America, so why don’t you shut up and eat your banana unless you’re going to fill me in here… No? That’s what I thought.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

MC: “Oh hell, finally! What’s with the DOA jacket, impersonating a federal agent are we?”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

As the bickering continues, the door suddenly swings open.

PC: “Boys, boys, boys. Calm down, we’re all friends here. Now what the fuck did you bring me back here for? I was busy doing national security things in an entirely different continent, so this better be good.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

GP: “As if! I have a higher clearance level than you! If you thought for a second Chambers would’ve trusted your mentally ill as with anything like this, you’re delusional. Now shut up nigga and eat your banana.”

Mark stutters and quiets down, staring at his banana

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

MC: “Let’s get something straight here. You’re only here because Madeline is 6 months pregnant and cannot be here. I could’ve gotten this information myself.”

[Jessica Thompson @JessTSAHP]

MC: “I don’t, but if you guys say so. Anyway, Grey, is this everything that Chambers International has?”

GP: “Yeah, of course. That’s why I’m so concerned. And I’m sure you guys are too, otherwise I wouldn’t be here.”