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sometimes I wake up happy

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

My father's name was Mr Templeman, you can just call me "daddy"

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

Easter Inflation: Price Has Risen

[Medlik216 @MedlikRobert]

@CNN She will always remember this as the day she almost caught captain Jack sparrow

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

@Cam_Grants In their mouths 🦆

[Billy Scafuri @BillyScafuri]

Has anyone made a Will Smith / Pursuit of Slappyness joke yet? If not, dibs.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Be kind out there. Your “impressive” may be someone else’s “phew”. #wordle

[Camtastic @CamTempleman]

The CDC is now recommending that you DO NOT invade other countries

[aliYWG @aliYWG]

How the fuck was Winnipeg considered a habitable place before the 1900’s… Like seriously my guys Chief Peguis and Louis Riel must’ve had remote start and heated seats on their fucking horses cuz this Soviet ass winter has broken my spirit beyond imagination.

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

@montanivanna I am actually anti-vacation #freedom

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

Do I have to self isolate after taking a trip to Flavourtown?

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

while u were all watching the super bowl I was reading books and thinking about the environment 😔 maybe if everybody was a little more like me we would be better off 🙄

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

I can't wait for the new Covid update. I missed the keynote this year but I'm sure it will be great!

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

What's the price for a really good JFK impersonator to go to Dallas and tell the QAnon people to go home

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

is vine down for anyone?

[Camtastic @CamTempleman]

I’m going to tell my kids this was Jesus

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

@McDonalds you just sent me a Big Mac with three middle buns. Honestly not complaining, how do I ask for that next time?

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

@montanivanna I'd happily be hated for 1 billion to be totally honest.

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

Imagine having $200 billion dollars and still being so unliked you run away to space to cry about it

[Colin Lougheed @Colin_Lougheed]

It‘s a race between Winkler and the Winnipeg Jets to determine who in Manitoba has had fewer shots.

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

Why do these bidet ads have to shame us for washing our butts wrong?
We only just learnt how to wash our hands.

[😬 @ConnorTemp]

@hellotushy please stop telling us we are washing our butts wrong, we only just learnt how to wash our hands