Connor Woods

Occasional napper

[Liam Tuffs @liamtuffs1]

Imagine living in a country where you go straight to jail for a tweet, but get bail after being arrested for ‘allegedly’ throwing a 3 year old baby into a crocodile enclosure! The world is watching is disbelief!

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

What the fuck is wrong with people in this absolute shithole of a country

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: A 30-year-old man from Norfolk has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

He reportedly threw a 3-year-old boy into a crocodile enclosure at Huntingdonshire Zoo.

The child suffered serious injuries.

Reportedly the man was not known to the child.

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@theawayfans What a dick 😂😂😂

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@CharlieeB_x The correct answer is Tugay Kerimoglu but you were close

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

Still the most corrupt sport on fucking earth i see. What an absolute robbery. Referee should be ashamed of himself the little fuckin bed wetter

[Si @_OfficialSi]

I'm dreading when it's my turn to either marry Katie Price or manage Watford.

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@Kaido44223 @utdmax31 Mark hughes another 1... sure there will be more

[Noely @NOELY1982]

Charles dickens first draft

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@creepydotorg Pad him up with Prince Andrew

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@RoversXtra How would that even work? 6 teams in, 3 go out, 3 left in, then what? Royal Rumble 🤣

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@RoversXtra @reluctantnicko

[The EFL Zone @TheFLZone]

Blackburn picking their next manager:

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@The12thRover @RoversXtra @alex_crook They are all shit and they all fail. Hence the shit club merry go round. Its all we can attract

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@DHucks6 Convinced anyone who says Ronaldo was over rated is either doing it for clicks or is about 13. No other plausible explaination

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

There are only 4 clubs in the history of English game that at the conclusion of any season can claim to have been "England's most successful club by major trophies won".

Aston Villa 80 years( consecutive)
Liverpool 46 years( split over 2 periods including now)
Blackburn Rovers 5 years( consecutive)
Manchester United 2 years(consecutive)

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@SamIshey Shit arent we

[Paps @coophos]

Xmas lunch with sister in laws bloke who is a Man United fan . The wife “ be nice to him , engage in conversation , take an interest in him” Me across the table ….

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@TheKsUK Can just tell thats a proper boozer. Yella walls, blue radiator, retro bandit in the corner, none of this tippy tappy £9 a pint of homemade ale nonsense.

[Connor Woods @ConnorW89]

@AlastairRichar5 @HowsonJon @jamesenglish0 147 is 36 skillful shots one after the other. By far the hardest. 9 darters self explanitory and absolutely anybody can fluke a hole in 1 if you keep trying so thats out the question. Think pretty much every kids bagged a hat trick at some point so that ones circumstantial