Connor.

Take baths, not drugs

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Oh look, 3,800 people benefiting from a higher minimum wage and greater employment rights under Labour.
No, my mistake. They’ve all lost their jobs because of Labour’s policies.
Never mind eh. Vote Labour.

[Goosey @Goosey30111568]

Let's impose a Tourist Tax on an industry already on its knees.

They really are idiots.

[Nile Gardiner @NileGardiner]

An unelected 1970s-style socialist blaming Margaret Thatcher and Brexit. Utterly pathetic.

[Lee Nallalingham @LNallalingham]

🚨 Energy bills have now gone up SEVEN times under Labour

They promised to cut your energy bill by £300.

Instead, the average bill has gone from around £1,568 to a forecast £1,872.

That’s £304 MORE, not £300 less.

A £604 difference between what they promised and what you are paying.

Did they lie to get elected?

[SODEM : "Cap ALL Political Party Spending." @snb19692]

Now I bet you £5 million that if they had been Mohamad, Mustafa, Adil, Ali or Ahmad.... there would be riots all over the UK.... stoked by you know who!

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Our PM is making tiktoks in pubs 🙃

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: So called 'economist' and Green Party supporter Gary Stevenson has quit citing health concerns

In reality it's because he gets destroyed in every single interview exposing him as a fraud who understands very little about how the economy actually works

[Tom @tomwhx]

Secretary of State for Education and her third word is wrong

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Horrible fucking cunt

I hate him.

Only mentally ill lefties and those who wank over BBC news vote for Labour

Makes me sick

[poculum winecup @poculumwinecup]

How has Declan Rice yet again come away with so much credit despite playing central midfield in a team that couldn't string any passes together for two full hours of football?

[Braden (Fan) 🐦‍🔥 @Braden_LFC]

Arsenal never beat an Arne Slot Liverpool team

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

My CB wins MOTM in the Champions League Final. 🏆

Your CB misses a penalty to cost your team their first Champions League trophy in history.

Levels.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Trent went to Real Madrid to try and win the Ballon d’Or only to end up being mocked by his teammates and left out of the England squad.

Hope you’re enjoying the Calvin Klein deals though, mate.

[LFC Preshunfiltered @PreshUnfiltered]

Premier goals this season

“Star boy Saka” - 5 “Flop Van Dijk” - 6

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

proof that centurions city > invincibles arsenal.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

He's not having a great week, is he?

[Cut My Tax @CutMyTaxUK]

The Green’s new salary control policy would cause an immediate tax loss of more than £50bn.

Using the Green Party’s policy pairing of a 10:1 pay ratio with a £15/hour minimum wage, the implied annual income cap is about £292,500. This would affect the top 0.36% of income taxpayers, who account for 19% of total income tax & 8.5% of total salary.

Roughly two-thirds of that group’s pay is above the implied cap, meaning that the tax that would be lost is about £52bn a year, made up of roughly £41bn income tax, £1.3bn employee NI, & £9.9bn employer NI.

Of course the real loss would be much larger, as significant chunks of economic activity moved out of the UK and necessary skills would not be able to be found.

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

Sincerely hope Arsenal ban Sky from everything going forward.