person: you dont mind if i play some music, do you?
me, imagining myself numbing their entire body with a hospital grade anesthetic and feeding them into a wood chipper: no, not at all!
Date a girl that is cute af, watches football with you, knows how to replace the suspension on a Chevrolet Silverado, can hang clean 325 with no spotter, definitely isn’t a guy, and can also shotgun beers like her ass is in a damn fraternity. Also she’s not a guy i like girls