Connor Richard

🇺🇸🇨🇴🍷🌮🍔. Views are my own and not of the Peace Corps or the US government

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

@martubiquard Pls

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

@haleypaiges14 plz

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

“Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair, that should be in our constitution.”

Amy. #Superstore

[Mary McGuire @mcguirereports]

I’m fully vaccinated, but I still feel really weird going into a store without a mask. I don’t want to make other people to feel uncomfortable!

Is this normal or am I just a Minnesotan?

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Ya terminé #lareinadelflow en Netflix y no sé si me vaya a recuperar. ¡Que se salga la segunda temporada ya! 😭

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Llegué al puto episodio 55 de La Reina del Flow donde se muere mi doña Gema, y ya estoy pensando como puedo seguir!! Mi vida!

[T🇨🇴 @GomezofThunder]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIJUEPUTAAAA EL AVANCE DE LA REINA DEL FLOW 2 AJDYDHJSHSHSJA
POR FIN GONORREA

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Cuando vivía en Colombia, nunca prestaba mucha atención al serie, pero ahora #lareinadelflow ocupa todo mi tiempo libre! Me muero por la novela y estoy obsesionado, princesa. Tan emocionado que pronto saldrá la segunda temporada.

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Just turned in my 1000th case note at work. I thought I would have known what I’m doing by now.

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Pretty sure the face recognition on my work phone doesn’t recognize me anymore after all the weight I gained over the weekend! 🙃

[idalia☥ @sadleftist]

it’s that time of year again </3

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

@Toms81661170 I’ll only go if you go with me! <3

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Over Winter before it began. 🙄

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

@EricaAnn3838 Finally watching season 8 on Hulu... they took it off Colombian Netflix before I was done... but I will probably end up rewatching for a 5th time at some point.

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

“No I cannot kill you today, I have Pilates.”

-Bree Van de Kamp, Desperate Housewives

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

“Well everything looks better when you dim the lights and drink a bottle of champagne, trust me!”

Amanda, Ugly Betty

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

About going to the Galápagos Islands:

“Ted I don’t know what to say. I’d totally think about it, but like... my laptops here...”
-Alexis Rose, Schitt’s Creek

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

“Canada’s lame, it’s like the PBS of countries.”

-Dead to Me

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

And then out of nowhere, after a month of strenuously sitting on the couch it appears that I have grown some pesky love handles to accentuate my increasing muffin top. Just in time for the summer bod.

[Connor Richard @Connor_Richard]

Should not have stepped on the scale today... the COVID 19 has sure kicked in... 🍩🥧🧁🌮🍕🍫🥓🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷