Connor Kerns

Reporter for YTFBL. Mainly cover Team Rally Fries, Team Bradley Cooper, and Scott Van Slyke Supremacy. I do not have a criminal record.

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Team Bradley Cooper: I found a better opportunity cashing 7k a month spreading IDF propaganda, off to Tel Aviv I go!!!!!

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BREAKING: Team Rally Fries, Team Bradley Cooper, and Scott Van Slyke Supremacy are all dropping out of the YTFBL, according to my sources.

I’m hearing that they have all agreed to collectively move on.

The YTFBL era of these three teams is coming to a close.

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Team Rally Fries: Well frankly all the betas and foids were spiking my cortisol, wasn’t optimal for my mogging

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Each team states differing reasons for leaving, all though leaving in unison

Team SVSS: Well leaving was a no brainer, Clav just got framemogged by a false frat leader, the management was far too emotional to carry on with its duties this season

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Hey @grok put this guy in a bikini

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@MattMrozinski2 YEAHHH!!!! SUCH AN INTENSE GAME, MAY HAVE EDGED A COUPLE TIMES THO, VERY TENSE

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@Mets @nolanmclean11 Welcome!

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@Cubs @MotorolaUS Love seeing Happer in the 6 hole!!!! Most underrated player in all of baseball.

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@Cardinals Tie up JoJo Romero and tie up Oli Marmol. It’s the only solution. Deprive them of everything. They deserve nothing. Connor Kerns has spoken!

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@MLBONFOX Pauly Skenes!!!! Livvy is one lucky girl. What a ball player!

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@haffball7 If I had a nickel for every time the legal system has wrongfully convicted me I’d have one nickel. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s happened. I didn’t even do anything wrong! Why am I in jail?

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@Yankees Volpe!!!!! What a player. I love watching him play. Six seven!!!!!!!

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@Yankees @Delta What a game from the G Spot!!!

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@Mets Pete Alonso! The Polar Bear! Skeeter on my Peter! Beater my Meater Peter! What a ball player.

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@Illuminati196 @WallStreetApes Mr. Newton this is why you’re disabled. Also sorry to see you are a stroke survivor. Wish you were 6 feet under ❤️❤️❤️!!!

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@BleacherReport @KingJames Imagine being Lebrons wife!!! You get that LeMeat 24/7!!!! Man what a lucky gal!!!

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@MilaLovesJoe Mila you would be such a Joy to give a creampie to 😏

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@BrewersMagicNum I will fuck your sister

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@WatchMarquee Wow that’s one fat Mexican next to him! Deport him! DEI hire!

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@barstoolcarl Put them in squid game and see if their body parts splatter all over in the floor! That would be hilarious!