Connor

Account Executive 👨‍💼

[Connor @Connorfidence]

Okay but you have to admit. A company named X Corp has big Disney supervillain vibes.

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@OfficialNicCage when are you stealing the Stone of Scone?

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Amelia Bedelia struck again, reached out my hand and told my son to shake and he literally shook his whole body.

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Someone told me @MCRofficial isn’t emo on Emo Day and I’m not okay (I promise)

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My son has become Amelia Bedelia. I asked him to throw away a diaper. He takes it and runs forward and YEETs it as hard as he can.

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See, the issue with astrology is birth dates are arbitrary. I, for example, was born early. Ask your parents what time and place you were conceived. That’s your real sign

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Threw**

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My son just through all his banana on the floor. Then had the audacity to look at me and applaud himself.

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Recently realized Kathy is the boomer version of Katy.
In other news, I’m sleeping on the couch.

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I got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one.

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@ambergontrail Could they now check for that after birth?

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Y’all really need to stop naming your kids Michael. I have 10 in my contacts and it’s getting out of hand.

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@Dr2NisreenAlwan Why worry @SetItOff

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Y’all hear about Wynn Bruce?

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Same energy

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Just had mole for the first time and y’all southerners were really holding out on us. What else y’all got down there?

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Gonna add rice to my flour to keep it from getting lumpy.

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This is how I afford a mortgage

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@just_luis15 @TChainzDC 🌭