condaddy

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

because trump’s name appears more in the epstein files than Harry Potter’s name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Melody the designer 🪡🧵🌸 @Creativemelody1]

Hot take…
If the show had kept Rhaenys’ black Baratheon hair like in the books…
The whole debate over Rhaenyra’s sons would’ve been based on suspicion instead of appearance.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Racists are cowards in every generation

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

American elections...

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[Wendy Patterson @wendyp4545]

Her assignment is complete

[onion person @CantEverDie]

looks like ICE agents got the day off

[🤔 @AFCLee_]

There’s no job that should require 5 rounds of interviews sorry

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

So I used to love this actually

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[♡ @Katta_Offl]

🗣:UshAhPahh

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

This is dystopian as fuck.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

[Hatis @lawyerup35]

Bütün hikayeyi Dany için yazıp, sonra onu delirtip Jon’a öldürtmenizin saçmalığı

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

there’s not gonna be a 2276 you stupid slut

[o @acquaintf8]

I’ll never forget that tweet that said Disneyland is for people who crave walkable cities without having to see poor people