Zorojuro

bruh

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

My favorite part in Jurassic Park is when the little snot nosed bookworm gets shocked with 10,000 volts and falls off the fence

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Earl's performance in the "Carl's Wake" Loiter Squad sketch deserved an Emmy

[I'm tired @anthony_xavier_]

Lmaoo

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

@MancowMuller it’s hilarious how you talk so much shit, yet you couldn’t fight your way out of a paper bag. You’re softer than baby shit.

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

It doesn’t take much to simply disappear, does it?

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

@abekanan I miss you on morning radio. It makes me sad.

[Emmet @Run__EMC]

*Jose Abreu 30 home run/100 RBI season every year* no reaction. *javy Baez 30 home run/100 RBI season once* Hall of Fame

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

Having to poop right after a shower = getting brand new shoes and stepping in dog shit.

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

@Bean_Dip31 Thank god my grandma doesn’t live in Chicago hahaha

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

Fuck your boat. I spent Memorial Day weekend building a god damn deck.

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

@Bean_Dip31 I meant a paid a bunch of random dudes from the Home Depot parking lot to do it. They said they were legit

[Director @tayallard]

this tweet aged poorly https://t.co/kuDN0IRWPn

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

Suck a fat baby’s dick

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

Is a 3 week bout with diarrhea normal? Asking for a friend

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

That old “Treat Yo Self” Ritual https://t.co/hhw5GNYWBf

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.

[Adam Hoge @AdamHoge]

John Fox on questions about his job security: “Frankly, I don’t give a rip.”

[John Murphy @_John_Murphy]

Visual representation of what it's like being a Chicago #Bears fan https://t.co/x7KkWuikz8

[Zorojuro @Connorreah]

Fire John Fox #FireJohnFox