You are 8 years old and you wake up on Christmas day. You see Pokémon Diamond under the tree. You stick all day playing in your pajamas. You are happy.
Theo Von randomly ends up in Qatar, put on stage by President Trump, to entertain US troops at Al Udeid Air Base. 😭😭
"If you hiring me to go over there and help with peace... things are not good."
"I'm on TMZ right now for having a bar fight in Nashville"