Conoly Koontz

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

Debating to start cat fishing people on Facebook due to straight boredom. Looking for new alias, here’s my list so far:
- Hidalgo Redenbacher
- Timothy Borrego
- Karim Antoine
- Rodney Stronghands

Welcoming all suggestions
#Catfish #COVID19 #yaaard

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

Why the hell doesn’t Kevin Jonas get enough credit for being the friggin guy #JonasBrothers

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

What’re you watching rn @Coach_SchultzDB

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@Coach_SchultzDB #NERDS

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

Thorin Oakenshield might be my least favorite LOTR character. I had a hot take about Frodo but this guy is literally the biggest dildo ever

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

It’s 5am and I’m watching the last Hobbit movie. How do the Elves not just run Mordor? They are unreal compared to everyone else, and they can live forever. I need some professional assistance here ASAP #LOTR

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

I just finished all of the Lord of the Rings movies in 14 hours and I HATE Frodo so much. He’s literally the worst

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

Watching Lord of the Rings and this is all I can think about

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

10 likes and I’ll ask my mom how long it takes to microwave a turkey

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

I’ll keep y’all updated, I’m looking for a better reaction

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@chrisjack19 @schultane Scared of a challenge I see. Let me know when your ego isn’t afraid or taking a fat L

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@chrisjack19 @schultane Hey Chris, I was curious if you’d feel up to the challenge in having our own hotdog eating contest via FaceTime. Hit my line if interested

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

I was just watching a master chef junior tutorial for elementary kids on how to cook a piece of chicken and managed to fuck it up #bruh

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

I ordered 3 cheeseburgers today #lol

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@meemeemerrick I wish I had a jaw line like that

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

If you’ve ever been self conscious about your body, go to the Port Aransas beach and you’ll feel like @itszachkeller after his daily 1,000 push up routine #armfarm #swolepatrol #NASCARIsBack

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@dctf @j_dubrof @CalallenCats @Robular112

[Conoly Koontz @ConolyKoontz]

@King__Bag 619 to the face