Conor Brophy

I can jump higher than Feeley! I just choose not to, you'll see! **parody/account** in no way associated with the real Conor Brophy, or so he'd like to think!

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Pointless >The Chase >Tipping Point. #hadtobesaid #ThursdayThoughts

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

@snapchat you’ve only gone and made a bollox of it again #snapchatupdate #arse #mearse

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

@rte god Brooklyn was bloody terrible. Would ye not show something a bit better on christmas like Die Hard 2 or Jurassic Park 1 #eejits

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Oh twit #mandzukic

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

@SeanLeamy32 @AskPaddyPower @Lfc1637 He was asking Paddy for prices you clod 🙄 #clod

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

If anyone knows anyone or has one U2 tickets for sale please contact me, willing to pay face value #bono

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Ed Sheeran me fuckin arse #EdCrokePark

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Can't handle this heat #Oz #keepmeintheshade

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

#VoteYes

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Jaysus, Bruno Mars is an awful eejit #eejit

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

#COYBIG

[Homer J. Simpson @HomerJSimpson]

It all starts at 10AM tomorrow! By 'it" I mean another day of skipping work and going to Moe's.

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Thank god Cheltenham is almost over now we can all concentrate on fantasy fooshball again #thankgod

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

There's a fine line between perfectly cooked toast and cremated toast #keepacloseeye #fekmebreakfast

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Went to the shop there too the deli for a wrap and it was closed #disaster

[Maynooth Uni GAA @MaynoothUniGAA]

Best of luck 2 all the ex-Maynooth footballers/hurlers undertaking 12 pubs (6 pubs x 2 pints) in Maynooth 2day #NUIM

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Delighted they have paper towels back, air dryers are so unhygienic, delighted that we are finally seeing sense #dryersout

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

I really enjoy a cup of tea and a few digestives with my feat up, watching a few episodes of Friends after a long day at work #heaven

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Great to see the petrol prices finally down to a reasonable cost! #abouttime #thankgod

[Conor Brophy @ConorBrophy2]

Jaysus Arsenal r cat to watch, to much creativity + flair, whats wrong wit you're standard 442? Bentner should have been on sooner #longball