WTF Conor

On a personal quest to eat every animal to grace the face of this earth... Lemure Quest begins now

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HOLY SHIT.

Young Dumbledore is sexy as fuck...

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@ChadTheShepherd Thanks m8. And yeah, I’m probably going to read the series like 5 times in the first few months.

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I’m gonna go play in the sand for a few years. Anyone have any book/movie recommendations?

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I dont care if its "super gay", we go over this every year. Blackmailing your siblings to santa still puts you on his naughty list.

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We just have to accept the fact that our friendgroup is the kind thats way more likely to have leeches than ice

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So... how about that season finale?

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@ChadTheShepherd no, ya don't. You wouldn't believe it anyway.

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@ConorGS fuck *themselves

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't accidentally shit themself at least once in their adult life.

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some peoples kids...

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Is it weird I feel more attached to fictional characters (and sometimes animals) than to real people? #wilfred

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If you want me to go to your class, dont schedule it during the time I watch Wilfred

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I feel like there should be an anonymous twitter. It could have a catchy name, like Bis mutus-Bos mutus. This is my new best idea.

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Honestly, the only relationship I cared about in LotR is the one between Boromir and Merry and Pippin

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Welp, according to Pandora massage therapy is the fastest growing field with a huge demand for jobs. Forget med school, I know what im doing

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Planet Earth: Deep Sea is scarier to me than any horror movie I've ever seen.
#FuckTheOcean

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Watching Ghostbusters for the first time. What have I been missing out on my whole life?

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Going to the movies: $9.25
Buy in for the Oscars pool: $10.00
Winning after seeing only 3 of the nominated films: Priceless.

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Well, its 12:17. What do we do now?
The only thing we can do. Watch Space Jam.