ConorAllenInitiation

Improv initiations—real and otherwise—in the style of the legendary Conor Allen. Created by @jack_the_mc, @padraic_oconnor and @frizziface. Run by Conor.

[Harold Night @haroldnight]

This is all of @ConorInitiation's All-Star Armando with monologist @garyjpetersen!

[Harold Night @haroldnight]

Wednesday is Harold Night! Top Shelf is @Bigfoot_Improv @StBradImprov and special guest @ConorInitiation's Armando!

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[Harold Night @haroldnight]

This Shake n Steak's being raided! @ConorInitiation

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Housekeeping: The actual Conor Allen will now be running this account.

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

You don't stand while you eat?

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Hey, I'm that guy's twin. Can I get a blueberry North Dakota with a lime in it? I'm trying to get laid!

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Ma'am, there's no reading allowed on this line of commuter rail.

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

I'm sorry my last check bounced, but the clown car industry isn't what it used to be.

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

We can't close the beach, Mr. Mayor! Pitbull is going to be here in five minutes and he's expecting a party!

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Hi, I'm Greg Conditioner, the inventor of hair conditioner. This is my cousin Sally, the inventor of the air conditioner.

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

"Can you die from swallowing a fly? Asking for a fly."- the REAL Conor Allen

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

I don't care HOW many Arby's franchises he owns! I'm not going to joke about Pearl Harbor!

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[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

The elephants don't understand me, Dad! I'm going to leave the circus and open a pizzeria!

[LukeJb @tigerteam]

@ConorInitiation We sued the sun and won! #cif18

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Hi, I'm Jesse Ventura. Did you call an Uber?

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

I want you all to meet my horse. His name is Clip Clop and he has an Associate's Degree in Women's Studies.

[ConorAllenInitiation @ConorInitiation]

Listen, I don't have time for the girl scouts! I'm a windmill keeper and I'm old-fashioned!