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~Actor~Pun Enthusiast~Improviser~Man~Muppet~ I try to be funny and succeed like 29% of the time. He/Him ☘

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@DDayFilms Check the IQ. Show em Rick and Morty

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@DDayFilms I feel like every episode theres a moment where they say “the sky is blue” but then the internet has nothing but “why don’t they talk about the sky”

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@DDayFilms Soften your eyes lad

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Happy paddy’s day

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Fells like Ash Wednesday comes quicker every year

[HYPLAND @hypland]

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I hear next year TPUSA will be counter programming the puppy bowl with the kitten bowl because they’re all a bunch of pussies

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Chicago roads after snow

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Scam texts are getting funner and more insulting

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I should call her

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@DDayFilms I can’t believe you think I’m difficult

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Rare based Elon moment

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Zohran is the future of the Democratic Party

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Got in an uber and the drivers listening to murder podcast 😕

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When did Jesus get a middle name? What’s the H for?

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The Chair Company makes me yearn for Suburban Ohio.

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Hurt my back being the bottom of a cheer pyramid in an improv scene the other day. So that’s how my like is going take it as you will.

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What’s Luigi saying to Donkey Kong?

[Plainn text 🐀 @Plainn_Text]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Did Tim Robinson write that one too?

[ube @jubi_lance]

if you wanna be loved by more than one person please try Friendship before Polyamory

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

Happy cinco de Maya

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Customers when I’m out of pumpkin spice