Jason Travis Conor

She might get.... Conorrhea

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Pay me $8 or you’re not really you.

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Sometimes when I click on an Instagram video, and it’s actually a Reel, I get very sad…

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

@SatanTickle @brentsweany When n where

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Imagine a world with psychiatrists in Walmart’s instead of Optometrist or Banks..

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Bed time is the best time.

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

For the first time in my life I:

Am a salaried employee
Enjoy my job
Have energy outside of work
Feel rested after 8 hours of sleep
HAVE WEEKENDS OFF!!!

#millenialproblems

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

@SawTown @eevil_abby Scrubs, Top Gear, House

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

@SawTown American classics..

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Real fans of oath-taking use The Bible: Director's Cut Extended Edition.

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

671 billion dollar defense budget, and those fools broke a window and walked in?

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

@NoahJ456 I propose SSBMM. Seasonal skill based match making.

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

The dude is already a legend, but if he would have caught the Twisted Tea when he flipped it...

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Damn girl, are you a conspiracy theory?

Cause you look illumi-naughty.

[NoahJ @NoahJ456]

What if we all took COVID like super super super super seriously for like 2 or 3 weeks, save a bunch of lives, wipe out the virus, and then we could go back to normal...

LOL jkjkjk... unless...???

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

IT’S MAIL TIIIIIIME!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Look at this in Michigan! A day AFTER the election, Biden receives a dump of 134,886 votes at 6:31AM!

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

Me teaching drivers ed:

Student: “How do you enter a roundabout?”

Me: “I just look left and kinda fuckin send it.”

[Jason Travis Conor @ConorTravis]

I’m not sure if my dog is getting better at catching, or if I’m getting better at throwing toys and treats.