Roneisha

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Never trust a hoe.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What tf do I want?

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Getting on my nerves when im in a bad mood? Do yourself a favor and move! #NotToday

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

#ExcusesForCheating CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie...

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Bands will make her dance , stamps will make her twerk , If Romney becomes president , these hoes will have to work.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Bitches be looking like who, what, when & WHY in their avi's.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

#ImSingleBecause in our generation, conversations became texting; arguments became phone calls; and feelings became status updates..

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

"You tweet too much." Bitch, you breathe too much.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

So you getting the iphone 5 ? But You can't afford to buy a nice weave.. OH

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

#BackInMiddleSchool when somebody use to get called to the office, everybody in the class was like "ooooohhhhhh" !

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

I immediately look in my rearview mirror when I pass a cop.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Don't text me if you're gonna take 10 fucking years to text back.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Why white people in scary movies be like "GEE GOLLY WHATS OVER THERE?" ? ? Nigga if i hear a noise im outta that bitch!

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

Jehovah's witness's dont celebrate Halloween.... I guess they dont appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors......

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

B-E-F-O-R-E not B4. We speak english, not bingo.

[Roneisha @Conovertyg]

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN.....