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never trust a Holman

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Left a candle lit while I got fucking loaded at the bar. At an all time low of not giving a freak about crap

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@doubleJtooswagy Me personally I accept the rain. Embrace it in fact

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Broke 90 for the first time today. 38 on the back 9. Menace to society. 2024 US open is NOT ready for me

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Life update: A YOUNG BROTHA GOIN THROUGH IT. Side note. Golf is just too much fun having a great time. Work you may ask? Impeccable productivity.

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Let’s go out there and just have an ELECTIC day. Heading into battle. Little 4 man scramble w the fellas (and Megan ofc can’t forget) #letsgogolfing

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Sunk my second 25ft put in a week. Life is great. #djkhaled #letsgogolfing

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@doubleJtooswagy Time and place. I’m there mr J

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Hit the range yesterday. Total success. Swing is dialed. Irons still need work. if anyone needs me I’ll be at the office surpassing my limits

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Pitiful performance. Hitting the range today locked and loaded

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100% gonna either be an assassin or the definition of a liability out on the Green tomorrow. Stay tuned #fingiescrossed

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Absolutely piss drunk friendly reminder to take it easy fellas have a blessed weekend

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Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend time to get back to kickin dick and eatin ass

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Anyone know if Kroger sells whip it’s? Serious inquiries only

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The jeep is about to take a shit. Had to Uber home from work. Not good

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LEGENDARY weekend for ya boy. Hit it mad hard. Had my dancin shoes on that’s fs

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Just became best friends w some dudes dog sitting in traffic. Day made

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Ever wonder what your doppelgänger is doing right now? Or is it just me

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Yet another update: just got prescribed 40 mg of adderall a day. Living like Larry

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Today of all days for the past 5 years it’s rained prob dumb luck but I think it’s a nice reminder I’m not alone when I’m alone💛

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Yet another update: Back down to the depths of despair. false hope is bringing a brotha down