Connor Thomas

If you know how i feel why would you say that, like it puts me in such an uncomfortable situation. IG: Connortm

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is still "alive" despite suffering a similar cardiac arrest as Lindsey Graham, according to Desiree Townsend.

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

realized ive partied more for the world cup than i did for pride month

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

Quando eu tô tendo um pesadelo mas lembro que eu tô no controle:

[Nameless @Namelessjc2]

Como se siente ser extremadamente autoconsciente de lo que haces y aun así seguir repitiendo los mismos patrones autodestructivos

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: The White House is accusing The Weather Channel of putting out fake weather reports to discourage people from attending the UFC event.

[Kayo ᱬ @filhodaWanda]

feliz mês do orgulho 🏳️‍🌈

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[Connor Thomas @ConradMooray]

Welp, turns out no one knows how to wash their hands, round nth degree?

[13WHAM @13WHAM]

Ontario County Public Health is warning about a suspected case of hantavirus. It said the case is not linked to the recent cruise ship outbreak and there was no risk to the general public.

https://t.co/4zDJ4ybJP4

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Name the best cameo in a movie.

I’ll start:

[Rob @_ROB_29]

The slow motion makes it hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[` @schiz04renic]

If this appears on your timeline. May everything align in your favor this weekend.

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

Men only want one thing and it's this.

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Brock 💣 @Golfingbrock]

Monday morning Teams meetings