Conrad

Ascending to be a renowned cat herder. Proud girl dad. US Army Veteran. Pretty much have lost faith in American man-kind.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@dpshow What about waterfalls?

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

Last night at the grocery store I saw an elderly lady in a motorized scooter attempt multiple times to get a jar of pickles from the top shelf. On her 4th try I jumped in to help. Walking up behind her, I said a silent prayer that she'd be successful. Still thinking about her🙏🇺🇸

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@MikeCrispi My god you are an idiot. You are in a cult and you will pay the price.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@votevets In the low chance (because he's a nasty man) that he's totally innocent, he loses his chance at making a difference. It sucks

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@Atkin_Jw I see both.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@Davidnolastname @DougWahl1 There are so many brain dead jokes here....

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@2tittiesrfun Why do we care so much about this? Erica has moved on to blowbangs and cashing in on the Trump machine.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

Soccer reminds me of Cinco de Mayo. One makes me think of drinking and one is about drinking Mexican themed drinks.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@ThatEricAlper It will always be my favorite DL album.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@RGIII Are you paying attention to current events? Like the president is dividing the nation? That was a fucking soccer match.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@RGIII But, God told me to root for Belgium.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@EddieTrunk @BonJovi @Metallica @DaveMustaine

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@Guitarbizon Suite Madame Blue, Castle Walls, Queen of Spades, Blue Collar Man, Crystal Ball, Snowblind, Love in the Midnight. I think that's a good start.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@SheriCarter18 @Guitarbizon That answer is suite

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@ThatEricAlper You like oysters? We got what I call Joe Walsh oysters here.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@Guitarbizon Don't go away Mad

[Not Hot. Not Bothered. @hunbothered]

sir, you are a genius.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@TheTedAllen Doesn’t he have a day job to do? Or is chasing fresh fish from the creek

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@AlZeidenfeld Lol, I only play 3rd.

[Conrad @Conrad_Abt]

@ThatEricAlper Cool Breeze, lol