Conrad

idk man I kinda just be tweeting about stuff sometimes

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@keelyclove Took it twice. I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times already but it really does dry you tf out, so keep chapstick/vaseline on you at all times.

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@dad_dot_jpeg I read it in high school with my dad for like a parent, student assignment for my English class. I really liked it then, and it had a lot of very specific 70s - 80s nerd stuff that he really appreciated.

The 3 page masturbation explanation was a little rough to talk about tho

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@NoahNilsson1 This was probably the most productive thing I’ve ever used AI for btw

[Conrad @Conradra1]

Why is every fictional animated woman named Lucy

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@return4420 I saw Divine Dragon at number 3 and wanted to throw up lmfao how do you pick the only bad fight in that game

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@AmiiboNews Damn Tiki is like one of the only ones I still need

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@onlyhereforpkmn They added this guy like a week ago, so it’s safe to say I know where my allegiances lie

[Abdallah @AbdallahNATION]

Tiny looking game with 90% reused assets from Splatoon 3.

First Impression: Splatoon Raiders ain't it.

I can't be the only one who felt unconvinced from the Splatoon Raiders Direct to spend upwards of $60+ tax on it when SIDE ORDER was $25 DLC.

Thoughts?

[Conrad @Conradra1]

I think the switch being the most popular console of all time has lead people who follow Nintendo online nowadays to be the most insufferably annoying, whiny losers.

Like I don’t think the direct was amazing, but WOW people are more dickheads about that shit than they used to be

[Conrad @Conradra1]

I don't really have any desire to get a tattoo, but if I ever do, I've decided I'm gonna get " surprisingly good use of the Wii U Gamepad" with an arrow pointing to my head on my back.

[Conrad @Conradra1]

I gotta be the only guy on the planet who typed 1989 Score Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball Card into Ebay and watched an 80 minute retrospective on the history of the Yo-Kai Watch series in the same day.

[Conrad @Conradra1]

Just bought a switch 2 yesterday, they call me “the guy who knew the price of the switch 2 was going to increase so he bought the switch 2 yesterday” 😎

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Nintendo announced Switch 2 will be receiving a price increase:

US - $499.99 ($50 increase)
Canada - $679.99 ($50 increase)
Europe - €499.99 (€30 increase)

This change goes into effect on September 1st.

[Conrad @Conradra1]

@Deezus_Walks I’m SAYING like

[swami sound @swamisound]

I need everyone to play metal gear solid 2 immediately

[Conrad @Conradra1]

This is the first time they’ve mentioned this game in over a year and they just put out a random 1 minute gameplay trailer and then put the game up on the store.

It looks great but I’m scared they’re being so weird about it.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

🍅🍅🫑🥦🥦🥦🎵

Did you catch all that? #RhythmHeavenGroove comes to #NintendoSwitch on July 2!

[Conrad @Conradra1]

I need someone to do something about this man bro we cannot just let this happen

[Conrad @Conradra1]

Take me back to when ai was just caseoh singing about Burger King man

[Conrad @Conradra1]

She disappeared when the world needed her most

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

20 years ago today, ‘The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya’ premiered.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

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[Conrad @Conradra1]

I agree with this, but it's so funny how pokemon fans are like the only fanbase who don't want their games to come out lmao

[🪻 !! x.Missuta ★.`` ☕️ @xMissutaCafe_]

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