Brian Foster

Bourbon bourbon bourbon. Brand Ambassador for @PursuitSpirits. Recovered fantasy football junkie.

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@PardonMyMeme CONGRATS MEMES! WE ARE ALL KNICKS FANS

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@BarstoolBigCat THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE AND I LIVE IN THE HOUSTON AREA

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

If the LA election folks were in charge of the NBA, the #Spurs would be entering tonight's #Finals game with a chance to go up 3-0 in the series with a win.

[Tom Sauer @thomasbsauer]

The late, great @ScottAdamsSays once told us (paraphrasing):

If the odds of getting caught cheating are very low, and the consequences of getting caught are minimal, then the odds of cheating happening *somewhere* approach 100%.

Food for thought.

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

A new California law bans:

1: Neutral election observers from challenging a ballot.

2: Law enforcement from enforcing election law.

3: Law enforcement from inspecting voting machines.

Of course California elections are corrupt! They literally made it illegal to enforce laws!

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@MattMackowiak Barf

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

United States of Israel

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

The only person who can make $2.2 million faster than Ronda Rousey just did is a member of the US Congress

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

Thank you, @henease for @Philly_Mays' new mic #HankYou #excellence

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@PardonMyTake Bruins knocked out on Friday. Not a good omen for @hen_ease on Saturday...

@MrJerryOC @Philly_Mays

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@houseinsuburbs @buckleycarlson LETS GOOOOOO

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@buckleycarlson Dude you're a freaking rock star after your appearance. And I've been looking for Camel non filters every day since. 🤣

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[TCN @TCNetwork]

Tucker: *Releases an interview
about literally anything*

Corporate media selectively editing
an entire 3 hour episode:

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@stoolpresidente Congrats Dave. That was fun

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@BarstoolBigCat $$$

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @NetflixIsAJoke Dude the reflection in your lenses look like Bratz eyes

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@Philly_Mays @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter #grit

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@Philly_Mays Dolente Bros got this, Max!

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

God is an AWL @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays

[Brian Foster @ConroeBrian]

@Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter Omg it's happening Max