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I still can't guess what you're after
It's the colour of your skin
Your skin is black metallic

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@realDonaldTrump @GOP @SenateGOP @WhiteHouse The Repub excuse cycle has come full circle and begins anew...

2019 Repubs "we had the WH, Senate & House but needed greater majorities in order to..."

2021 @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP “we need to win back the WH, Senate & House so that we can finally...”
“ps - send $$$$ NOW!!!!”

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@nicksortor More like black hippos

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@IsaacHayes3 You’re an embarrassment to your father‘s name

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@lavega_mia @NatureUnedited Gorillas are not predators. Stick to OnlyFans

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@SueOC_NBCBoston

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@MafiaMasshole Alan Jackson was on the morning zoom

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@Livia525Moi @nicksortor He illegally brought a knife onto school property. That is not manslaughter.

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@lindseygaetani To be fair, Matt McCabe gets out of breath standing up from the sofa

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@WCVB @BoozeyBeauty The Catholic priest problem all over again except this time with law-enforcement powers

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@BoozeyBeauty But why not tomorrow? Jackson is here now. Proctor’s mental state being what it possibly is will he be still be around on June 25?

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@teamBarakatMA @DoctorTurtleboy Superfan Blogger “Adam” Turdlehead Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy loves popping the cherries of men. Better hurry though. December is coming up quick and he won’t be available after that.

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@BadSpit That was also an ad lib. Belushi was just supposed to interrupt the folky guitarist. Nobody knew he was actually going to grab the guitar and smash it, so everybody’s reactions are genuine.

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@mtorringaffney Never knew about Turdlehead (and I live in Boston) until Karen Read was underway. Now that I see what he’s really like before & after the Read trial I realize Turdlehead & the Turdle droppings who follow him & do as he says are nothing more than a real life Jerry Springer show

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@caroljsroth

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@CaptainTea8080 @karly_beech That schlong nose of his is spot on

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@DoctorMommy401 @karly_beech @antonisanchezx Nobody has ever explained to me why Turdlehead still has his baby teeth and why some of them are pointy

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@mikeminoguema The “Crane Index”. I forget who said it, but somebody said you can judge the health of a city by the number of cranes you see in the skyline.

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@ellewoodstwin He’ll just explain to them that he’s a SaTiRiSt and then they’ll be OK with it

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@karly_beech I’m seriously surprised that one of the 35+ colleges/universities in Boston do not offer Turdlehead a full professorship to teach Journalism & Media PR due to his unmatched knowledge & experience in those areas
(maybe it’s because he was perp-walked out of his last teaching job?)

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@RedWavePress Don Imus knew Bill Maher when Maher was little kid because Maher’s dad worked behind the scenes of the studio Imus worked out of. Imus said Maher was funny even as a kid. I don’t like Maher’s Leftism but he seems to moved towards the center again. I’ll listen to Imus over Tucker.

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@ellewoodstwin Turdlehead will have plenty of time in prison to show everybody how funny of a word it is. I’m sure his fellow inmates will be very receptive to it.