it's not aliens
i wish it were aliens
but it's not aliens
it's just the ol' engineered panic, an attractive nuisance ensuring natsec reporters get assigned to investigate balloon bullshit rather than budgets or bombings (ร la nordstream)
until next time
there's a bad kid at our school named allison and she likes to read young adult novels even though she's younger than a young adult and she also writes bad fan fiction about them and says stuff like "I feel like I can relate to the characters"
Bad Kid #523 @sero_sou