Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117

(Parody)
Trucker #STBR Shitposter.
Proud Klingon Western Chauvinist. Anti-communist.
Enhanced plot armor.
I am my own main character.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

So, men can get pregnant. The way I see it is, yes we can. When we have a buildup of semen, that's us being pregnant. When we have sex, we're giving birth. If we masturbate, we're having an abortion. I am now qualified to speak on this. #MyBodyMyChoice

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Its been a while since I've been on here. Apparently in Earth's London, the stabbings will continue until the invasion is reversed. On C'onoS he would have caught a disrupted, not a taser. But, my dubbing skills continue to improve. The Chancellor abides.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@FreeEag52210528 @EYakoby That explains the lack of Pride Parades where men run around naked in public doing the seks things in front of children.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@MisterLonely34 is that how Baroness lured in Duke?

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

I've been away for a while, but since I have your attention.......

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

It's missing the blood stain display....

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

It's missing the blood stain display....

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

I believe Bo Derek wore it first.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Memes are fun. Gowron is gonna be pissed.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

First to mind,
Augment virus? Wanna be Duras sister? Kazon to Klingon Mission Impossible mask? Got to close to one of Geordi's busted plasma conduits and had to go wanna be Klingon?

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Never! Especially when they gave us Discovery to mock.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Uh oh!

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@LangmanVince Oh, that guy? He's the leader of the
A la Verga Cartel.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@AnthonyCumia

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

"Hey, I have an idea. Let's bring little signs to the speech to troll Drummmph. What could go wrong?"

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

The memes are starting to come in from the speech. They have no idea how badly they fucked up with those signs.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Terrans are so adorable when they're little.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

Now put a Bat'Leth in it's hands and we'd be talking. I could do this for hours crossing the sector.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@DJ_Ricco @allenanalysis That means we can cut off the cash spicket to the rest of the world. Then put it on notice that if you fuck with us your cities will burn.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@KiollaRua @Fat_Electrician @RodKahx I'll condemn something. Saying we'll take over canada was pretty damned stupid. That involves taking possession of Toronto, Montreal, and Quebec. We don't want those. We want Alberta. Frozen Texas is pretty cool.

[Nu'Daq-Master Chancellor-117 @Consrvasaurus]

@RodKahx Well, seeing that comes from somebody who most likely believes that a Castro dick rider is a good PM, we're gonna table ypur opinion. Way in the back, really far back, on the left of that table. Hopefully, it falls off.