Constance Chapin

Mostly I moan my cynicism and sarcasm on social media before stepping into the ring. Chances are you don't like me. [RP ACCOUNT]

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I leave the country for a few years and I'm calling it a 'CV' now.

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@SorryMsChapin What's the occasion?

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@SorryMsChapin I remain firm in my belief that the frames of glasses shouldn't be so brightly coloured.

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@SorryMsChapin I'm not going to spoil something I enjoy.

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@SorryMsChapin Yes, and I would obviously display it rather than play it. Thus the clash.

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@SorryMsChapin It might clash with the decor.

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@SorryMsChapin I didn't say I used it often.

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@SorryMsChapin Which I also use

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@SorryMsChapin Do you need a studio space

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@SorryMsChapin I'm getting you a book light.

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@SorryMsChapin Have a little faith. I've yet to let you down. Surely.

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Four years ago a decision was made and I've regretted it ever since. Though it had its moments. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@SorryMsChapin Then I hope we're gone by the time they arrive.

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@SorryMsChapin Fine. But I'm not going inside.

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@MagicalMadigan It might be the continued emails about what so and so tweeted or what I missed. I really should ignore those.

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@SorryMsChapin I'd sooner stay at a youth hostel.

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@SorryMsChapin Trust me. I've done this before.

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@SorryMsChapin You know how I feel about emotion icons. But in this case I'll let it slide.