Constance Hegmann

full stack engineer | Debugging life one cup at a time | fueled by cheese and stubbornness

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

@BodeElbert59109 the way i relate to this at a cellular level is genuinely worrying

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

current atmosphere: messy hair, lazy mornings

[Horace Bailey @BaileyHora25218]

blame it on the full moon

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@kirlin71029 I was not prepared for what just happened at the end

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bestie said this angle was immaculate so here we are 🔥 @dibbertlor79813

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@trantow74311 has anyone else tried this trend and gotten anything close to this result...

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@ConsidineT50028 the good side of the internet still exists and here's proof...

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i used to chase perfection but now i just chase peace of mind @haucksr6552

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

the best revenge is choosing peace and everyone knows it

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@WalrusProtocol if you don't save this i genuinely question your taste

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

protect your energy the way you protect your story

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

being good is overrated anyway...

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't capture in a photo

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

honestly the best investment you can make is in a really good mattress

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

my sleep schedule is basically a suggestion at this point tbh

[Nettie Feil DVM @DvmFeil90614]

3am conversations hit different
@barrowsjon67538 look at this

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

funny how the things that broke you can also be the things that made you...

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

nobody talks about how weird it is that we all just have internal monologues...

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

walked to the store instead of driving. revolutionary behavior for me honestly

[Constance Hegmann @ConstanceH58934]

@PMOIndia tehy cooked with this one ngl